That’s right Losers, the ever distant and “doesn’t really ever write anymore because he….well…not really sure why…” Stevegoat is convinced that Spring has finally SPRUNG? How on earth did I reach this conclusion you might be asking yourself as you put on your parka to prepare for your April 10th, 2013 jaunt to work? Well Ill tell you. There are two sure fire signs that spring has sprung in Wisconsin.
Nothing makes you want to break out the grill and play some catch like a nice coating of ice on your trees. Eat shit!
1. As you can see by the above photo…Ice is covering my trees. Thats right. April freaking 10th and my tress have beautiful coating of ice. I think last night there was a thunder ice storm. Awesome. SPRING.
2. MMSD has begun dumping Milwaukee’s shit (fecal matter) into the lake. Nothing says spring like racing your turd to the lake. Flush, get in the car and see if you can beat said turd to the lake!
Happy Spring Assholes. Im off to find Al Gore and ask him when this Global Warming thing is set to start.
**Missing apostrophes and other misspellings intentional. It gives the trolls something to do and makes them feel good.**
